Argh... wiggle me jelly!

One viewer was "weirdly excited" by this machine *facepalm* making me want open up a can of Pop-Psych on his @ss... but then I realized the video was making me want to channel my inner pirate. An image flashed through my head of a pirate ship attacking a fleet loaded with New World gold, firing broadsides of pre-wiggled jello from spring-loaded bases, red and green and yellow giggly deserts arching through the air, savagely splintering decks and hulls with stir-and-chill goodness, picket ships sinking as mortar crews finish off the hail of destruction with non-dairy whipped topping, pirates boarding the flagship with sharpened spoons in their teeth. Wow... Like Apple, the creator of this machine has created a narrative of how technology should interface with a life. :P